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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


War does not determine who is right - only who is left.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.


If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..


A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.


The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.


Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.


The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.